YOU GOTTA BE FREAKIN KIDDIN ME MAN !

SO YEAH MAN AFTER I GO A LITTLE NET SURFFIN I SEE THE CHICK I TALK TO HAS A BLOG A FREAKIN WEBSITE AND A SECRET IDENTITY FOR ME SUPPOSELY MY NAME IS BOI..LOL AND IF YOU THINK THATS BAD YOU GOTTA KEEP ON READIN MAN . SO I GET SENT THIS FREIND REQUEST AND I SHOUOLD HAVE ALREADY KNOWN SOME SHIT WAS UP BECAUSE IT SAID THAT THE CHICK WAS FROM LONDON SO IM LIKE "WHAT THE FUCK" BUT CHECK IT OUT I CLICKED ON FRIENDS IN COMMON AND IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE IN THE DOWNTOWN SCENE IS RELATED BETWEEN THE TWO OF US SO I DONT EXCEPT IT BUT ON FACEBOOK IF YOUR ASKED TO BE A FRIEND YOU CAN CLICK ON THE PAGE AND IT GOES THERE ... SO I CHECK IT OUT I STILL DONT KNOW WHO IT IS . I SEE THE ISIDE BOX AND IT HAS A LINK TO A BLOG AND I COPY AND PASTE LIKE A REGULAR INTERNET JUNKY GOES .... SO THE SITE POPS UP STILL NO FACE OF THE OWNER OF THE BLOG, WHAT DO I DO I START READING AND READING WHILE IM READING THINGS AND EVENTS ARE RELATED TO ME. AS I READ CLOSER SHE PUTS NUMBERS THAT RELATE TO ME SHE STATES HOW IM HIS 26 # NOTCH ON HIS BELT THE SAME TALK IM HAVING WITH A CHICK SUNDAY NIGHT AND AT THE END SHE TALKS ABOUT HOW SHE HATES MY AGE 19 ... IM TRIPPIN OUT LIKE WOW THIS BETTER NOT BE ABOUT BZ. SO MY EYES ARE GOING DOWN FASTER AND FASTER READING SHE TALKS ABOUT HOW THE BAND ELEVATOR RUSHES INTO THE APARTMENT THAT YOUR BOI WAS SLEEPING IN AND YES MAN WAKING UP TO SHAKING GUYS HANDS IS NOT A COOL THING FOR ME BUT THE COOL PERSON I AM I LET THE SHIT ROCK SO BY THIS TIME READING I KNOW ITS ABOUT MYSELF BUT THAT AT THE END OF THE POST THE CHICK STARTS TALKING ABOUT ARE REAL SHIT LIKE US FUCKING AND GIVES THE WRONG INFO SHE STARTS ON HOW ARE NIGHT STARST OFF THIS IS HER BLOG Example "1: Getting crashed by certain member of Elevator Fight in the wee hours of the evening while your boi is in the bed. Imagine me attempting to explain why I have male rock stars coming to visit my dorm ( a bit inebriated) and petting me and my roommate in the living room. I can't. So instead we all got up and walked to CVS (imagine 6 people 2 celebrities, not including myself, and hairstylist, my roommate and the boi) to secure one ice tea. And even though I had to be up at like 7..approximately 4 hours from when the mayhem started I relented (well Khari had given me concert tickets earlier that day so I owed him that.... or a lap dance). So we talked..well they talked for a bit, while I headed back into my love layer to seduce my boi (he's requesting abstinence so we can become closer?). WHOAAAAAAAAA! I JUST GOT A BLOG BUT ME NOT KNOWING THAT MY INFO WAS ON A BLOG ALREADY WAS CRAZY .LET ME POINT THE RIGHT INFO OUT . I SAID TO THE GIrl blahh YEUP HER NAME IS blahh THAT I DONT THINK WE SHOULD DO IT THAT MUCH BECAUSE IF WE FUCKIN FOUR OF FIVE TIMES A NIGHT SHIT WONT GET BORING! INDEED THE SHIT WILL MAN SO HER TWISTIN THE SHIT UP TALKIN HOW THE KID WANTS ABSTINENCE WAS FUNNY AND PUTTIN IT ON THE NET WAS SHOCKIN TO A KID ...LOL IM NOT MAD THOUGH I BE THERE TONIGHT... BUT IF YOU WANA CHECK OUT HER BLOG IT'S TUFF AND IF YOU WANA CHECK OUT MORE INFO ABOUT ME THAT I MIGHT NOT TYPE CHECK HER BLOG OUT AND YOU KNOW WHATS CRAZY SHE DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME SHE HAD A BLOG OR THAT SHE WAS PUTTING ME ON A BLOG ... CHICKS ARE CRAZY ... JUST WANT YOU TO SEE HOW BZ NEVER GETS A BREAK ...LOL BUT I DEF SHOULD SLAP A BITCH FOR THIS ONE MAN