FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE! IN MARYLAND AND A TEASE OF DC WOMEN

FRIDAY NIGHT WAS CRAZY MAN !... THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY FROM US ABOUT TO FIGHT A ONE MAN BAND JUST BY ASKING A QUICK QUESTION IN THE BATHROOM AND YES I WAS THE ONE TO OPEN MY MOUTH..
TO ME SHOUTING TO GIRLS ON A MARYLAND BUS FULL OF PEOPLE ABOUT HOW I WANTED TO POUND ALL THE CHICKS AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!.IMAGINE SEEING A DUDE SCREAM OUT POINTING TO BEAUTIFUL GILS IN STATEMENTS AS "IM TRYINN POUND YOU,YOU PRETTY, IM TRYIN POUND, IM TRYING POUND, OH!YOU LOOK GOOD AS SHIT IM TRYIN POUND" YEAH I WAS THAT FUCKED UP DRUNKEN GUY...LOL BUT I HANDLED MYSELF IN GOOD TERMS I THINK THIS WHEN IM DRUNK AND IM GOING TO CONTINUE TO THINK THIS "I AM THE SMOOTHEST DUDE WHEN IM DRUNK WHILE TALKING TO CHICKS MAN" I KNOW I AM. MY FRIENDS TOLD ME I AM SOOOO NOT BUT YO I GOTTA BE I WALKED OUT THE PARTY WIT LIKE 6 NUMBERS MAN. ENOUGH OF THAT THE NIGHT WAS CRAZY WHEN WE ARRIVED IN MARYLAND AT THE LIQ STORE A FREAKIN BUM TRIES TO CHUMP MY HOMIE APPLO AKA "CHOCOLATE DROP" LOL WE JUST MUTED HIM AND WENT ON SEARCHING FOR THE BEST CHOICES OF LIQ ...
ARRIVED AT THE DORM HOMIE CHRIS IS ALREADY TRYNNA BAG A CHICK .... TEN MINUTES AFTER LEAVING THE STEP SHOW OF WACKNESS (PROLLY CUZ WE GOT THERE LATE)WE WERE AT THE CRIB DRINKIN HARD AS WE COULD..LOL...
THE DRUNKNESS ARRIVES GRABBING EVERY PART ON A FEMALE WE WERE DOING LOL YEEEEUP! ARE WE DOGS DON'T CARRRRE! "OUR FUN IS ONLY LIMITED BY OUR IMAGINATIONS" AND I KNOW OUR IMAGINATIONS CAN GO ON AND ON ABOUT WHAT WE WANA DO WITH ARE FELLOW FEMALE CREATURES ESPECIALLY IF ITS A BEAUTIFUL ONE. AT THE PARTY THE LINE IS SO LONG AND WE DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE GOING TO GET IN BUT THE P*SSY POWER COMES TO USE AND THE CHICKS WE WERE WITH GETS US IN FRONT OF LINE.... WHILE UP THERE A CHICK IS MAD AT ME IDK WHY AND I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT I WAS SAYING A COUPLE MINUTES GO BY AND WE MAKE IT THROUGH.
ALL I KNOW IS THAT IM ABOUT TO GO INTO THE BATHROOM I SHOUT SOMETHING I REALLY DON'T REMEMBER TO THE CHICK I WAS FUSSING WITH IN LINE AND ALL I KNOW IS THAT SHE RUSHES UP AND SMACKS THE SHIT!OUTTA ME WITH HER PURSE ...LOL AND SHOUT OUT " YOU NOT EVEN BAD" ..CHRIS WALKING OUT "LIKE WTF THAT BITCH JUST HIT YOU"....LOL I SWEAR I DIDN'T FEEL THAT SMACK CUZ OF THE DRUNKNESS IN MY BODY. MY FACE WAS NUMB AS MY TOUNG WAS AT THAT TIME. WE GET IN THE PARTY AND ALL IM DOING IS FISHING FOR CHICKS GRINDING AS HARD AS I CAN AND MY TEAM DOING THE SAME , SOME OF US EVEN ON THE STAGE WITH THE DJ "APOLLO" ..
LOOK TO THE RIGHT CHRIS IS GONE TRIPPIN ON SOME CHICK JULIAN IS GONE TRIPPING ON SOME CHICK AND MIKE IS WIT ME WATCHING THE NIGHT AS THE COOL GUY GETTIN ALL THE CHICKS AND INDEED HE DID END UP THE LUCKY GUY OF THE NIGHT "DAMMIT"....THE WHOLE NIGHT I CAN SAY WE WERE DRUNK AND DOING US AS THE LIGHTS COME ON I ACT LIKE IM STEPPING BEHIND A Q-DOG LINE (TRIPPIN FOR THAT, I KNOW I WOULD NEVER DO THAT IF I WASN'T DRUNK)... AFTER THE PARTY I WOULD JUST NEVER SHUT THE HELL UP. THE BUS COMES ALONG IM TRYIN TO POUND, IM TRYIN POUND .. THE NIGHT WAS CRAZY MAN I AM FOR SURE GOING BACK TO UMD GOOD NIGHT IT WAS.










WASHINGTON, DC HAS THE BEST GIRLS I HAVE EVER SEEN I DON'T KNOW IF ITS THE SCHOOLS IN DC OR THE CHICKS THAT LIVE THERE BUT ALL I KNOW IS THAT I SEEN 97% OF CHICKS LOOKIN BETTER THAN PHILLY GIRLS I KNOW BZ DONT BE MAKING PHILLY LOOK BAD BUT YO! THE CHICKS OVER THEIR DID THERE THING WAGONS,TUSHES, BOOTIES,BUTTS AND ASS...ALL WERE NOIICE!..JUST BEING REAL MAN.. A LUCKY DUDE SATURDAY NIGHT WAS THE GOOD OL DUDE RIGHT HERE...LOL GOOD WEEKEND I WILL BE BACK TO DC, ALREADY GOT THAT OFFER ...LOL SIKE COUGH! COUGH!